SXSW 2012

I say 'hell if nobody like it,' 'hell if I give a damn.' Feelin my damn NiKe'S , they cool as a ceiling fan. Pardon all the cockiness im spewin, I give a small taste and afterwards I say "SCREW IT!" im just a small town boy.... born and raised in South Detroit, and I took the midnight train going Anywhere! (8:17:37 PM) Carly: sry was talking to darren (8:17:49 PM) Carly: "i'll take yr grammar test for you if you give me $20" (8:17:58 PM) Joe: i'll do it for fifteen (8:18:03 PM) Joe: markety economy! (8:18:07 PM) Carly: ohhhhh shit (8:18:20 PM) Carly: you shouldnt sell yrself so low ................. (8:18:55 PM) Joe: i'm not sure if you know this about darren, but he's actually a grammatical mastermind (8:19:00 PM) Joe: just sayin (8:19:11 PM) Carly: so many things i dont know about him....... 20:20 (8:21:44 PM) Joe: also, he's a professional fighting-cock breeder (8:22:05 PM) Joe: he once shook the hand of the queen of england without washing his hands prior (8:22:22 PM) Joe: he then kicked her in the shin and called out "AMErICA! WOO!" (8:22:37 PM) Joe: this was back when he was in the service, after serving the peace corps for a number of years (8:23:09 PM) Joe: those days are behind him now, but i feel that it will not be long until he returns to serving his country in the armed forces as a spy (8:23:19 PM) Joe: wait, he's not a spy, i didn't say that and you never read that (8:23:25 PM) Joe: fuckfuckfuck (8:23:28 PM) Joe: what am i doing? ............................. (8:27:37 PM) Joe: oh shit, the bum from c-mart is over in ma hood (8:27:50 PM) Joe: you know, darren is the reason that guy is homeless (8:28:09 PM) Joe: he's also the reason barack obama carried florida and the third ward of houston (8:28:42 PM) Joe: darren once dead-lifted a crate containing thirty cases of miller lite. then, he drank them all and drove me to ihop. (8:29:27 PM) Joe: there, he paid for my meal using his magic wallet that reproduces tenfold the amount of bills you put into it. (8:29:43 PM) Joe: he received it from a shaman when he was peace-corping in India. 20:30 (8:30:34 PM) Joe: once, he was offered a trade for it in exchange for the legendary sword of Khoulan. but, darren's all about stacking papers. thus, he did not accept the trade. (8:31:00 PM) Joe: darren perry invented rap music (8:31:18 PM) Joe: he is 256 years old (8:31:42 PM) Joe: he banged angelina jolie, but pulled out to keep from getting in the tabloids. (8:33:08 PM) Joe: it is rumored that he was the driving force behind the outlawing of marijuana, because he had the foresight to realize that goverment regulation of marijuana would only lead to decreased potency. (8:33:17 PM) Joe: this was before hydroponics (8:33:35 PM) Carly: OH MY GOD (8:33:37 PM) Carly: WHO ARE YOU (8:33:44 PM) Joe: joe cullar, obvs (8:33:50 PM) Carly: that was actually kinda amusing (8:33:54 PM) Joe: of course it was (8:33:54 PM) Carly: good job (8:34:04 PM) Carly: i sense major procrastination though (8:34:09 PM) Joe: dood, totally (8:34:10 PM) Carly: thats where creativity comes from (8:34:22 PM) Joe: and caffeine

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