Badass Digest
FILM CRIT HULK WAS CREATED IN A CHAOTIC LAB EXPERIMENT INVOLVING GAMMA RADIATION, TELEPODS, AND THE GHOST OF PAULINE KAEL. NOW HULK HAVE DEEP AND ABIDING LOVE OF CINEMA. HULK EVEN RECOGNIZE THE INHERENT VALUES OF POPULAR, NARRATIVE, AND EXPERIMENTAL STYLES! HULK ALSO LIKE OTHER THINGS! HULK'S DAY JOB INVOLVES REGULARLY SAVING THE THE WORLD FROM CERTAIN DOOM AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY SMASHING THE AVENGER INTERNS (THEY SO PUNY). NOW EMBARKING ON A CAREER AS A LEGIBLE WRITER FOR BADASS DIGEST, HULK DID Y'ALL A SOLID AND LEARNED SOME COPULAR VERBS. HULK SMASH AND SUCH!