I lie, a lot. But I only do it because I think it makes stories and jokes funny. Personally, I think the only time you should deviate from reality is for the purpose of being funny. But I am going to be honest; my jokes are not really funny at all. And when jokes are not funny, really they are just lies. Dirty, dirty lies.
Is there something you would like to know about me? Yeah, you should probably just ask. I'm a pretty nice girl, you can ask me. Because whatever it is you are looking for, you won't find it here. No seriously, earlier my profile said something about a sullen girl, decaying feelings, and an average Joe whose identity was mistaken for a robot just because he likes to dance like one. Honestly this is all very silly.